Christianity As Parody
Paul Smith
15 July 2015
I first encountered the books by Robert Graves about Jesus Christ during the 1970s. They were incredibly boring! They all amounted to bad fiction! Question: “Why did Herod the Great go all out to kill Jesus when he was born?” Answer: This is poor myth is based upon the Old Testament account of the birth of Moses (Exodus 1:15-22)! There are two contradictory stories of the birth of Jesus in the New Testament – you can only arbitrarily choose which is the “correct” version of the infancy of Jesus Christ found in the Gospels!
Robert Graves hastily discounted the theory by John Marco Allegro that Jesus Christ was Amanita Muscaria –
like everything relied on Magic Mushrooms and nothing else! Debunk Amanita Muscaria – and you simultaneously debunk the drug theory of John Marco Allegro! But people have known in silence that The Holy Bible is entirely based on psychedelics. These people have chosen to remain quiet about this issue.
Then there are misleading accounts relating to Pierre Plantard addressing an audience in Rennes-le-Château; not only is there no evidence for such a Plantard address, Plantard was also a devout Roman Catholic!
Theories by fringe scholars Joseph Raymond and Robert Eisenman were entertained, including a quote originating from Celsus who was against the spread of Christianity in the Roman Empire – quite a hilarious synthesis!
Of course, the “secret” of the Crucifixion is to be found in St Sulpice in Paris – including the wit and wisdom of Claude Debussy and Raymond Lull...(Don't forget that Eliphas Levi was also educated at St Sulpice!)
The introduction of Christian Doumergue into this discussion is the Last Straw. The “Rennies” just cannot be taken seriously. There are connections “everywhere” – the Comminges, the Herod family, Cleopatra, Caesar, Pompey, Mary Anthony, Christianity. We need to take this seriously folks because “Rennes-le-Château detectives we are dedicated to uncovering and finding out new, hidden, and disguised information regarding Rennes-le-Château”.
A little more sober and sceptical approach is what is really required, but since when have “Rennies” ever been interested in these habits?
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